![]() Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!ĭo you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.ĭo you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. You know what would look great on you? Me.ĭo you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.Īm I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Want to die happy?Įxcuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?Ĭan I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks? Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock! Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…) Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it… Remember, we can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines.
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